{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"fact":"The little tufts of hair in a cat\u2019s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called \u201cear furnishings.\u201d","length":143}
{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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