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Albert Wesley Lakeman, nicknamed \"Moose\", was a professional baseball catcher. He played in Major League Baseball for the Cincinnati Reds, Philadelphia Phillies, Boston Braves and Detroit Tigers. Lakeman was listed at 6Â feet 2Â inches (1.88Â m) tall and 195 pounds (88Â kg). He was born in Cincinnati, Ohio.
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\"Insomnia\" is a song by Welsh rock band Feeder, released as the second single from their album Yesterday Went Too Soon. It reached number 22 on the UK Singles Chart and was at the time Feeder's fourth consecutive single to reach the top 40.
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