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{"type":"standard","title":"Young, Gifted and Yellow","displaytitle":"Young, Gifted and Yellow","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q105334312","titles":{"canonical":"Young,_Gifted_and_Yellow","normalized":"Young, Gifted and Yellow","display":"Young, Gifted and Yellow"},"pageid":66473591,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Younggiftedandyellowcover.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Younggiftedandyellowcover.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1270841309","tid":"7b790405-d7fd-11ef-a135-540136d70b16","timestamp":"2025-01-21T13:41:57Z","description":"2013 compilation album by Yellowman","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young%2C_Gifted_and_Yellow","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young%2C_Gifted_and_Yellow?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young%2C_Gifted_and_Yellow?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Young%2C_Gifted_and_Yellow"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young%2C_Gifted_and_Yellow","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Young%2C_Gifted_and_Yellow","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young%2C_Gifted_and_Yellow?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Young%2C_Gifted_and_Yellow"}},"extract":"Young, Gifted and Yellow is a compilation album by Yellowman, released originally in the United Kingdom on 22 April 2013, and subsequently in other European countries in the following days by VP Records. It features rarities, outtakes and live performances from the period 1970–84, including songs with Fathead and Sister Nancy. It contains \"Zunga Zeng\", which is commonly known as the most popular song by Yellowman.","extract_html":"
Young, Gifted and Yellow is a compilation album by Yellowman, released originally in the United Kingdom on 22 April 2013, and subsequently in other European countries in the following days by VP Records. It features rarities, outtakes and live performances from the period 1970–84, including songs with Fathead and Sister Nancy. It contains \"Zunga Zeng\", which is commonly known as the most popular song by Yellowman.
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